| Class, be seated. First of all, the joke's on you. You're the only one attending - Aside from that creepy old man in the seat behind you. Second, turn the damn stereo on. Loud music is the essence of life. But only when used wisely. Metal and Progressive Rock are to Hip Hop and Pop as a hammer is to a nail. I hope you wrote that down, because that was your first lesson. Lesson two. Piercings should be obtained regularly. But be warned: Piercings are addictive. Frequent visits to a piercer should serve to keep the addiction at bay. Lesson the third. English is your language. Speak it clearly and fluently. Abominations of the language shall be punishable by severe injury. Final Lesson. Alcohol is a drug. So abuse it carefully and never mix your drinks. You should always finish what you have in your hand before moving onto another liquor. I hope you got all that down, because there's a test tomorrow. Class, dismissed. * Member of the Triumvirate of Literacy-Based Nazism * |




















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I aim to misbehave.
(It's always the quiet ones)
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Wash away the stressful days,
In beautys gaze but simply play,
As life is meant to be enjoyed,
Not wrought with pain, a darkened void.
- *kiwi-damnation
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56 people have said i look like heath ledger - so i offed the competition
to the world you might be just one person, but to one person you just might be the world <3
That DevMeet on the 7th is looking pretty good, I must say.
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Wash away the stressful days,
In beautys gaze but simply play,
As life is meant to be enjoyed,
Not wrought with pain, a darkened void.
- *kiwi-damnation
--
56 people have said i look like heath ledger - so i offed the competition
to the world you might be just one person, but to one person you just might be the world <3
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Woman man or modern monkey just another happy junkie
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